I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
There's a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
Lets take a wok to my place.
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'.
My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality!
Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.
I'd like to say hello to your kitty.
Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.
You're the keema to my somosa.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Yow empress, yuh look good enuh
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
