Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Have you ever been fishing? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I'm really into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
Will you help me erect my totem pole?
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You're sweeter than my maple syrup.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
May i take your truck for a test drive?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
You couldn't cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You must be Niagara Falls because you've got me moist.
I've got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.
Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I'd spend all my money on you.
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