You’re as irresistible as a hot bowl of borscht on a cold day!
Vanya might have a bear, but I’ve got all the love for you!
You’re like a good vodka—smooth, strong, and I want to savor every moment!
Can I follow you home? Because my babushka always said to follow my dreams!
If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence in Siberia!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a Russian in a blizzard!
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d give you a blizzard!
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
If you were the waves and I was the surfer I would leave get out.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are as pretty as a Green card.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
Let's pretend you're a croc so we can wrestle!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Would you butter my crumpet?
I'll show you my Hopewell Rock if you show me your Bay of Fundy.
Woodstock? I've got a lot of wood stocked.
Did you know I'm a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Quebec wants to ban pit bulls… Except for the one in my pants.
I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.
Can I explore your Northwest Passage?
Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
Mi lost mi numba mi can get urs?
Yuh ave wan nice Colgate smile deh
Jah know, baby, mi woulda deh wid yuh enuh
Aye thickazz a suh you body big like dough, you cya mek mi spread you out inna mi bed!
Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.
I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
You want to dip your chips into my salsa?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
You give me an Assiniboiner.
I can name something that's longer than Confederation Bridge.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I'm just a panda looking for a white boy.
I love sushi. Can you make some for me?
So do you know how to use chopsticks?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I'll get your tides flowing.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Want to see my Canadian Tire money?
Jamaican me feel good so come on now and let us just do things only the two of us can, babe.
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?
I hope you're not a monk, cos I'd love to go Tibet with you.
