You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
If you were the waves and I was the surfer I would leave get out.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are as pretty as a Green card.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
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