Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your IztaccÃhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Are you a croissant? Because you’re making my heart flaky!
Are you a baguette? Because you're making me feel all crusty inside!
If you were a cheese, you’d be a fine brie—smooth and oh-so irresistible!
Are we at a French café? Because my heart just ordered a double shot of you!
Girl, are you a painting in the Louvre? Because I’d admire you all day long!
Are you a Parisian sunset? Because you light up my world in the most beautiful way!
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes like a tourist in Montmartre!
Are you escargot? Because you've snail-ed your way into my heart!
Excuse me, but are you my missing piece of quiche? Because you complete my meal!
If kisses were pastries, I’d bring you a whole patisserie!
Are you a mime? Because you’ve got me speechless with your beauty!
Is your name Eiffel? Because I can’t help but fall for you every time I see you!
Are we in a French romantic comedy? Because my heart just made a plot twist!
You must be a painter's palette, because you've got all my favorite colors!
If beauty were a wine, you'd be a vintage Bordeaux—rich and unforgettable!
Are you made of crème brûlée? Because you’ve got a hard exterior and a sweet inside!
I'd traverse the Seine for a chance to hold your hand, mon amour!
Are you French cuisine? Because I’m ready to savor every moment with you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you in the café!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by the Eiffel Tower again?
Are you a baguette? Because you've got all the right curves and I'm just craving a bite.
Are you made of crème brûlée? Because you’re making my heart caramelize.
