We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
If you were the waves and I was the surfer I would leave get out.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are as pretty as a Green card.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
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