Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
If you were the waves and I was the surfer I would leave get out.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are as pretty as a Green card.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
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