GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Pick Up Lines by Ethnicity, Race and Nationality - Part 9


The Best Nationality

Are you a loan? Because my heart’s earning all the interest.
Do you want to be Mine without the craft?
I caught a leprechaun today but I’ll let you have him because he did his job: I was lucky enough to meet you.
I thought your smile was the shimmer from a pot of gold so I followed it and found something as bright and beautiful as a rainbow at the end: YOU.
I’d appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it’s just based on my ethnicity.
You’re wearing green, I’m wearing green, we have so much in common that we should get together and go out sometime.
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you made of pasta? Because my heart just can't seem to handle all this saucy temptation!
Do you like ballet? Because you’ve pirouetted right into my heart!
Is your name Gelato? Because you make my heart melt faster than a summer's day!
Can I be your vodka? Because I want to be the perfect mix for your night!
Call me pizza, because I can’t help but think of you as my perfect topping!
You must be a tiramisu, because you've got me floating on cloud nine!
Are you spaghetti? Because I can’t help but want to twirl you around!
Is your name Caprese? Because you’re a real mozzarella-melter!
Are we in a trattoria? Because the atmosphere just got a lot more romantic with you here!
Call me your Kremlin, because I want to defend your heart!
Is your name Bruschetta? Because my heart is begging to be topped with you!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with a plate of lasagna again?
Are you a pizza? Because you’ve got a pizza my heart!
Is your name Alfredo? Because you’re making me feel saucy!
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, but if you were pasta, you’d be fettuccine-credible!
Are you made of Nutella? Because every moment with you is sweeter!
Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I walk by with more pasta?
Is your name Russia? Because you’ve stolen my heart with your cold beauty!
Are you a bottle of vodka? Because you’re making my heart dance like it’s New Year’s Eve!
Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your marinara eyes!
Are you a bear? Because I’d brave the cold just to hibernate with you!
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams— especially if they’re Italian!
If kisses were pizzas, I’d deliver a slice of my heart every day!