Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Is your name Asiyah, cos I see ya in my life.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?
I eat cats if you know what I mean.
Hope you stay a long while, it makes my heart Singapore happy tunes.
You're the ying to my yang.
Let me be your shang if you be my mulan.
Your hand roll looks like an ice cream cone.
I didn't know if I should have come over, but I saw you smile and thought Phuket, why not?
You're like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.
In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.
You know, my name means Powerful.
You are the soy sauce to my fish.
I hope you're not a monk, cos I'd love to go Tibet with you.
I'm Asian. Do you have any Asian in you? Want some?
I'mma climb you like a koala bear.
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
Wanna play hide the Koala?
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