You're like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.
Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?
You know, my name means Powerful.
You are the soy sauce to my fish.
Lets take a wok to my place.
I hope you're not a monk, cos I'd love to go Tibet with you.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
I'm Asian. Do you have any Asian in you? Want some?
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven’t been drinking!
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I’m China ask you out on a date.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Let's pretend you're a croc so we can wrestle!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
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