I eat cats if you know what I mean.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
You turn me on like a rice cooker.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You are definitely looking like a Jamaican wife material, should we try things between us?
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?
Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
Are ye a bagpipe? Because ye’re blowin’ my heart away!
Are ye the Loch Ness Monster? Because my love for you is mythical and deep!
Is your heart like a Scotch? Because I want to sip you slowly and savor every moment.
You’re like a fine vodka, better with time and warming to the soul!
Are ye a caber toss? Because my heart just flipped for you!
Are ye from the Highlands? Because my heart races like a wild stag when I see you!
If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence in Edinburgh!
You must be a tartan, because you’ve wrapped my heart in a beautiful pattern.
Are ye made of haggis? Because I can't resist a hearty plate like you!
I’d climb every mountain and cross every glen just to share a cup of Irn-Bru with you.
Are you a banya? Because being with you makes me feel all steamy inside!
Is your name McFlurry? Because you’ve just melted my heart.
Are you from Scotland? Because you've got me feeling as brave as a Highland warrior.
Are you a French movie? Because you have all the drama and I want to watch you again and again.
