Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
You turn me on like a rice cooker.
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?
You are definitely looking like a Jamaican wife material, should we try things between us?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by in my kilt again?
I must be a leprechaun because I’m falling for your treasure!
If I were a bard, I’d write a song about the way you light up my life!
Are you a pot of gold? Because I’ve been searching for you at the end of every rainbow!
Is your name Guinness? Because you’ve got a pint-sized hold on my heart!
Are we at a pub? Because I feel a strong connection brewing between us!
Is your heart the Blarney Stone? Because I can’t help but want to kiss it!
Are you a four-leaf clover? Because meeting you feels like I've found luck!
Excuse me, but do you have a map? I just got lost in your emerald eyes!
Are we at the Cliffs of Moher? Because my heart is about to drop!
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re packing a knockout smile!
Are you as rare as a unicorn in Ireland? Because I feel lucky just being near you!
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!
If kisses were leaves, I’d give you a tree!
Do you like rain? Because I’d love to shower you with affection!
