Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
Those Jamaican eyes are totally getting to me must you stare at me that way, so tempting, girl.
Baby although you shape like KFC fries, mi still waa rub you dung
Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Mi love yuh more than cook food
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
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