Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.
You are my heart and Seoul.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.
So do you know how to use chopsticks?
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.