GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Flirting From Around the World - Part 2


The Best Nationality

Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.
You are my heart and Seoul.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
Oh girl you're so sweet, can I get some of your horchata?
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
Is your enchilada buttered?
Excuse me bonita seniorita you dropped your halo.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You're the cause of Hispanic attack.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here I will devote my life to show you love & affection.
I'd cross borders for you.
May I add my guacamole to your taco?
You sure have a nice Jamaican body, I just want to run my hands all over you now, baby boy.
Jamaican me really crazy girl, just thinking about all the things that I can do with you tonight.
Churchill isn't the only place where you can pet a polar bear.
Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.
I eat cats if you know what I mean.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
You turn me on like a rice cooker.
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?
Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.
You are definitely looking like a Jamaican wife material, should we try things between us?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal
I must be a Scotsman, because I’d climb any hill to win your heart!
Did you just come from heaven or from an Irish pub?
I’d trade all my lucky charms for a chat with you.
Do ye believe in love at first whisky, or should I take ye out for another dram?
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d give you a blizzard!
If looks could kill, you’d be causing a national emergency.
Is your name Nessie? Because I’ve been searching for a sight like you all my life!
You must be from Dublin — you’ve got me Dublin over you.
Are ye made of haggis? Because I can't resist a hearty plate like you!
I’d chase rainbows all day if they ended with you.
Are you Irish? Because my heart just said, “O’ yes!
You don’t need magic; your smile’s already enchanting.
The only thing I want this St. Paddy’s Day is you.
Can I be your Irish coffee? I’ll keep you warm all day long.
You must be made of shamrocks — because you bring me nothing but good fortune.
I thought rainbows were rare, but then I met you.
Are you from Cork? Because you’ve just uncorked my heart.
If beauty were luck, you’d be my pot of gold.
You’re like Irish rain — rare, refreshing, and unforgettable.
I must be in Ireland because my heart just found its home.
You make my heart do a jig every time you walk by.
You must be a tartan, because you’ve wrapped my heart in a beautiful pattern.
Kiss me, I’m not Irish, but I could be for you.
I’d follow you across the Cliffs of Moher just for one more smile.
You’ve got a sparkle brighter than the Emerald Isle.
Is your name Guinness? Because you’re good for me in every way.
I was looking for gold, but I found something even more precious — you.
You must be a four-leaf clover because I’m lucky to have found you.
Are you Irish? Because every time I look at you, my heart Dublin’s in size.
You must be from Cork, because you’re the best part of my day!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you with a pint again?
If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence in Edinburgh!
You must be the reason the Irish say “sláinte” because you’re toast-worthy!
Shall we skip the small talk and dive into a pint of romance?
Are ye from the Highlands? Because my heart races like a wild stag when I see you!
If you were a potato, you’d be a hot potato!
Are you a pint of stout? Because you’ve got me feeling all warm and cozy!
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams!
Let’s make like the Irish and dance under the stars!
Are ye a caber toss? Because my heart just flipped for you!
Are you as rare as a unicorn in Ireland? Because I feel lucky just being near you!
Do you believe in fate? Because I think the Banshee just whispered your name!
Is your heart a jig? Because it makes my feet dance!
I’m not trying to be cheesy, but I think we’re gouda together!
Is your smile in Gaelic? Because it speaks to my soul!
Is your heart like a Scottish summer? Because it looks like it could be warming up any moment now.
Are we at a pub? Because I feel a strong connection brewing between us!
Want tae meet the Loch Ness Monster?
You want tae nip ma pal?
Is your name Guinness? Because you’ve got a pint-sized hold on my heart!
Are you a pot of gold? Because I’ve been searching for you at the end of every rainbow!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by in my kilt again?
Are you wearing a kilt, or are you just happy to see me?
You must be a tartan pattern, because I can’t help but get lost in your appeal.
Och! Fancy a bit of real authentic Scottish haggis?
Want tae go hafers on a baby?
Ma mate hinks you're well tidy.
If I were a Scottish knight, I’d slay dragons just to win your heart.
Love, you make the Barras look classy.
If kisses were kilts, I’d never be wearing anything else.
I’d climb every mountain and cross every glen just to share a cup of Irn-Bru with you.
Are you a bagpipe? Because you've got my heart playing a tune!
If beauty were a tartan, you’d be the most stunning pattern on the whole field.
Is your name McFlurry? Because you’ve just melted my heart.
Is it just me, or do you have a bit of the Scotsman’s charm?