My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I'm crazy about you.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You're the keema to my somosa.
Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.
Lets take a wok to my place.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I’m China ask you out on a date.
I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'.
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
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