Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Are you a four-leafed clover? Cause I think I'm getting lucky tonight.
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you sure you're not a volleyball? Because I'm calling you mine.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you feline the connection between us?
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you’ve kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
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