Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you sure you're not a volleyball? Because I'm calling you mine.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark you still seem to shine.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
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