Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you sure you're not a volleyball? Because I'm calling you mine.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark you still seem to shine.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
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