Are You... Pick Up Lines

Are You...

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Are you a four-leafed clover? Cause I think I'm getting lucky tonight.

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.

Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.

What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?

Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.

Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.

Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!

Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.

Are you sure you're not a volleyball? Because I'm calling you mine.

Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

Are you feline the connection between us?

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.

Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.

Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.

Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark you still seem to shine.

Are you the pool? Because you make me wet.

Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.

Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.

Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.

Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.

Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.

Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.

Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.

Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...

Are you ready to board?

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.

Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you're making me breathless..

Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!

Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.

Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.

Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.

Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you're looking right.

Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.

Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.

Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.

Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.

Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.

Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.

Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!

Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.

Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.

Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?

Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.

Are you up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?

Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?

Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.

Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.

Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.

Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.

Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.

Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!

Are you a Sith Lord? Because I've Fallen for you.

Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.

Hey, are you a river that's prone to flooding, because you'll get some hard engineering tonight

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.

Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?

Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.

Are you BarÃ§a? Cause you always have possession of my heart.

Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.

Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.

Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.

Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.

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