Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
Are you an apprentice? Because you’ve already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I’d order you every time.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
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