Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.
Hey girl, why are you in the business class when you could surely fly up first class?
What metal are you wearing down there, the detector just went blinking really fast!
Are you saying you are supposed to be in a couch? Honey, we can fly first class from now!
I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?
Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.
Are you theatre curtains? Cause I like it when you open up.
Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.
Are you a techie carrying a large set piece? 'Cause you just knocked me off my feet.
Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Hey girl, are you my light? 'Cause I can't believe it took me this long to find you.
Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.
Girl are you space mountain? Because you're better with the lights off.
Is that a woodie or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a Dragon Wagon? Because I'm too big to fit.
Are you RMC? Because you turn my woodie to steel
Hey girl, are you a chain lift? Because I want to clickety-clack with you tonight!
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.
Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?
Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Are you an angel? Because I wish I was dead and if so, that'd be a great sign.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Are you from the 19th Century? Cause you can be my Babethoven!
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.
Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is there a triad in your pocket, or are you just augmented to see me?
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I want to disappear.
Are you a loan? Because you're a burden and nobody wants you.
Are you a mirror? Because I can't stand the sight of you.
Are you a dictionary? Because you're full of useless words and nobody cares.
