Happy to See Me Pick Up Lines

The Best Happy to See Me Pick Up Lines

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Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?

Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.

Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a metronome in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a skateboard in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me roll up?

Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?

Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you hiding a shamrock in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you wearing a kilt, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a woodie or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?

Are those rockets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?

Are those Vale Tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a pizza in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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The Best Happy to See Me Pick Up Lines