Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Are you Jefferson Davis? 'Cause you're making the south rise.
Is that a metronome in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
Are you a Jedi Master? Cause, Yoda-Licious!
Are you an angel! Or maybe I'm just dizzy from altitude sickness.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!
Are you saying you want my log ride?
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
Are you a snow angel? Because you've fallen from heaven.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
Are you a lap counter? Because without you, I'm lost.
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
