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Are You... Pick Up Lines - Part 3





Are You...

Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Are you up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Hey, are you a river that's prone to flooding, because you'll get some hard engineering tonight
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Are you ready to board?
Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.

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Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?