Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, are you a river that's prone to flooding, because you'll get some hard engineering tonight
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
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