Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!
Are you an auger? Because you’ve drilled your way into my thoughts.
Are you an angel! Or maybe I'm just dizzy from altitude sickness.
Are you a light switch? Because you’re illuminating my world.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a Jedi Master? Cause, Yoda-Licious!
Are you a cheerleader? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a sewer system? Because you’ve taken all my worries away.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you’re my last hope.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Are you a snow angel? Because you've fallen from heaven.
Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
Are you a first down? Because I’d go the extra yard for you.
Are you a fishing net? Because I'm tangled up in your love.
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
Are you saying you want my log ride?
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you’ve drawn me in.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I’ve got no time left to waste—I want you now.