Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I'm so attracted to you day by day.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Are you a snow globe? Because you just shook up my world.
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.
Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.
Are you a down ball? Cause I dig you.
Why are you alone, honey, with your beauty, it should be a crime to travel all alone, really.
Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!
Are you a tight set cause I just wanna get the tip in.
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