Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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