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Are You... Pick Up Lines - Part 9





Are You...

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?

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Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.