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Are You... Pick Up Lines - Part 9





Are You...

Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.
Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I'm so attracted to you day by day.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.
Are you depressed, too?
Why are you alone, honey, with your beauty, it should be a crime to travel all alone, really.
Are you Jelly?
Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Are you an electrician? Because you turn me on.
How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
Are you still using Internet Explorer, you must like it slow and dangerous.
Are you Godin? Because you look like you're about to score.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?

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Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?