Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you’ve fixed all my problems.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Are you a volleyball? Because I'm digging you.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
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