Are you interest revenue? Because my feelings for you just keep growing.
Are you a balance sheet? Because my assets and liabilities are all about you.
Are you an internal audit? Because you've revealed how amazing you truly are.
Are you cost accounting? Because you're adding so much value to my life.
Are you tax-free? Because being with you feels like pure gain.
Are you a CPA exam? Because I'd study you all night long.
Are you an adjusted trial balance? Because everything feels complete when you're near.
Are you a closing argument? Because you've convinced me to fall for you.
Are you an objection? Because you just overruled my better judgment.
Are you cross-examining me? Because I feel like I'm under your spell.
Are you a deposition? Because I want to hear everything about you.
Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
Are you a statute? Because you've codified everything I've ever wanted.
Are you an affidavit? Because you've sworn to steal my heart.
Are you voir dire? Because you're selecting all the right qualities in me.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
Are you a settlement? Because you've resolved all the chaos in my heart.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I'm ready to decide you're the one.
Are you a jury verdict? Because you're unanimous perfection.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I'd never want anyone else but you.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I'm around you, I'm extra cautious with my feelings.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you've completely overturned my world.
Are you a leading question? Because the answer to being with you is always yes.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I'd vote for you every single time.
Are you burden of proof? Because I'm ready to prove I'm worth your time.
Are you attorney-client privilege? Because everything feels safe with you.
Are you a tractor? Because you just plowed straight into my heart.
Are you a barn? Because I want to keep all my love stored with you.
Are you a scarecrow? Because you've got me standing still in awe.
Are you fresh produce? Because you're the pick of the season.
Are you a hay bale? Because I'm falling for you.
Are you a chicken? Because you've got me clucking for joy.
Are you my harvest? Because everything I've worked for leads to you.
Are you a horse? Because you've galloped into my thoughts.
Are you a seed? Because I see so much potential in you.
Are you a wheelbarrow? Because I want to carry my feelings for you everywhere.
Are you fresh milk? Because you're the cream of the crop.
Are you a fence? Because you've captured my heart and won't let go.
Are you a combine harvester? Because you're gathering all the best parts of me.
Are you a rooster? Because you wake me up to something special every day.
Are you a watering can? Because you keep my heart hydrated and full of life.
Are you a sheep? Because you've got me flocking to your side.
Are you my favorite tool? Because I can't get anything done without you.
Are you a potato? Because you're the root of all my happiness.
Are you a hoe? Because you've dug deep into my heart.
Are you a patch of strawberries? Because you're sweet and so refreshing.
Are you a pasture? Because I'd happily spend all my time with you.
Are you a barn door? Because I can't close my feelings for you.
Are you fresh eggs? Because you've cracked my heart wide open.
Are you the rain? Because you've brought new life to my heart.
Are you a cow? Because you've got me mooing with delight.
Are you a stethoscope? Because you just listened to my heart and took my breath away.
Are you a prescription? Because you're exactly what I needed today.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Are you a scalpel? Because you've got me feeling cut open and exposed.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you a waiting room? Because I'd spend hours just being near you.
Are you scrubbing in? Because you're about to clean up this mess I call a life.
Are you a referral? Because you're exactly who I've been looking for.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
Are you an ENT? Because you're all I see, hear, and think about.
Are you a lab coat? Because you make everything look professional and classy.
Are you a pediatrician? Because you've got my heart feeling young and free.
Are you a surgeon? Because you've just opened up my heart.
Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.
Are you saline? Because you're keeping me going.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
Are you a bandage? Because you're healing all my wounds.
Are you PPE? Because I feel safe and secure with you around.
Are you a blood pressure cuff? Because you've got me feeling the squeeze.
Are you a thermometer? Because you're heating up my heart.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we'd make the perfect team.
Are you a patient chart? Because I'd study you all night.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you've got me at 100%.
Are you a call light? Because I can't stop reaching for you.
Are you a medication? Because you've got me feeling better already.
Are you a syringe? Because you've got me stuck on you.
Are you a blood draw? Because I'm feeling lightheaded from your charm.
Are you hand sanitizer? Because you're so refreshing to be around.
Are you a medical chart? Because I'd love to get a closer look at your details.
Are you antibiotics? Because you've cured my loneliness.
Are you a thermometer? Because you're making my temperature rise.
Are you a vaccine? Because you've just given me hope.
Are you a pair of scrubs? Because I'd wear you every day.
Are you a tongue depressor? Because I'm speechless around you.
Are you medical tape? Because you're holding everything together for me.
Are you a patient's smile? Because you've made my whole day better.
Are you a hospital discharge? Because you've freed me from my loneliness.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I'm falling straight down for you.
Are you copper piping? Because you're worth more than gold.
Are you a T-joint? Because you're the missing piece in my life.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you've cut straight into my heart.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you've cleared the blockages in my heart.
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
