Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you’ve wrapped me up completely.
Are you the nurse’s station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you’re on my mind all the time.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
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