Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I want to disappear.
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.
Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Are you a loan? Because you're a burden and nobody wants you.
Are you the splash-and-dash because you've got my heart beating.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.
Are you a mirror? Because I can't stand the sight of you.
Are you Ibrahimovic? Because I think I nose you.
Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?
Are you a dictionary? Because you're full of useless words and nobody cares.
Are you a Michelin star chef? Because you’re definitely making my heart rate go up.
Are you Arsenal? Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you
Are you a shooting star? Because I wish you would disappear forever.
Are you Garreth Bale? Because you make me go bananas.
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
Are you a garbage can? Because I want to dump all my regrets and disappointments on you.
Are you a bartender or a chemist? Because this drink is the perfect mix of alcohol and chemistry.
Are you a professional dominatrix?
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Are you a landfill? Because you're full of trash and nobody wants to be near you.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
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