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Are You... Pick Up Lines - Part 13





Are You...

Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Are you ready for your first ascent?
Are you a hot pan? Cause you're sizzling hot.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
Are you a sand dune? Because you make my heart shift with every step.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Are you sunscreen? Because you’re the only one I want to rub all over.
Are you a prescription medication? Because I've been feeling sick without you.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.
Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Are you a wire? Because I’m getting entangled in your love.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Are you Gordon Ramsay? because I can make you scream.
Are you an electric current? Because you’re flowing through my veins.
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you from the 19th Century? Cause you can be my Babethoven!
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.

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Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Are you ready for your first ascent?	
Are you a hot pan? Cause you're sizzling hot.