Are you a disease? Because being near you feels like a slow and painful death.
Are you a call light? Because I can’t stop reaching for you.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
Are you fireworks? Because you just lit up my night.
Are you a medication? Because you’ve got me feeling better already.
Are you a black hole? Because you suck the joy and happiness out of every room you enter.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Are you sterile gauze? Because you’ve wrapped me up completely.
Are those rockets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the ball dropping at midnight? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
Are you into astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.
Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.
Are you the nurse’s station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
Are you champagne? Because you’ve got me bubbling with excitement.
Are you a syringe? Because you’ve got me stuck on you.
Are you negative? I'm positive, I'm attracted to you.
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.
Are you a bartender or a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Is it just me, or are you the most beautiful person in this bar?
Are you the first sunrise of the year? Because you’re absolutely breathtaking.
Are you Roger Federer's ground strokes? Cause baby you're so elegant.
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a martini? Because you’re making me a little bit dirty.
Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.
Are you time? Because I wish you’d slow down so I can enjoy this moment with you.
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