Are you a plumber’s torch? Because you’ve welded yourself to my heart.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
Are you a power strip? Because you have multiple outlets of attraction.
Are you the standard deduction? Because you’re making my life so much easier.
Are you an auger? Because you’ve drilled your way into my thoughts.
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a doctor? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome" and I think it's contagious.
Are you a light switch? Because you’re illuminating my world.
Are you net income? Because you’ve become the bottom line of my happiness.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you’ve threaded your way through my life.
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
Are you a lure because I'm hooked on your smile.
Are you revenue? Because every time I see you, my spirits increase.
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
Are you a level? Because everything feels perfectly balanced when you’re around.
Are you a fish with scales of gold because I'd love to reel you in.
Are you inventory? Because I can’t wait to count you as mine.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Are you my tax preparer? Because you’ve got all the right answers.
Are you a flux brush? Because you’ve applied the perfect touch to my heart.
Are you a contingent liability? Because I didn’t expect to fall for you this hard.
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Are you an anchor because you're holding me down with your charm.
Are you a hand auger? Because you’ve cleared all the blockages in my day.
Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?
Are you my tax bracket? Because you’re in a league of your own.
Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
Are you a Teflon tape? Because you’ve wrapped my heart up tight.
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
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