Are you the North Star? Because you light up the darkest nights.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me fooled in the best way.
Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a touchdown celebration? Because you’re worth celebrating.
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Are you a first down? Because I’d go the extra yard for you.
Are you a game-winning field goal? Because you’re my winning kick.
Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you’ve drawn me in.
Are you a football helmet? Because I want to protect you.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to fill you with cheers.
Are you a tight spiral? Because you’ve got me spinning.
You and I sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
Are you a two-point conversion? Because you’re worth the risk.
Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
Are you a kickoff return? Because you’ve got me running back for more.
Are you Covid-19? Because you make me hot and short of breath!
Are you a running play? Because you’ve got my heart racing.
Are you a wide receiver screen? Because I want to be your go-to.
Are you coronavirus? Because you're giving me a fever.
Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me tossing and turning.
Are you a goal line? Because I want to cross over with you.
Are you sriracha? Because you are HOT!
Are you a pass interference? Because you’ve obstructed my view of anyone else.
Are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Your stride is enviable. Are you a runner?
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