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Are You... Pick Up Lines - Part 19





Are You...

Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a compression fitting? Because you make everything come together.
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a variance report? Because you’re an unexpected surprise.
Are you a water heater? Because you’ve got me feeling warm all over.
Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.
Are you a fish fryer because you're cooking up some serious attraction.
Are you a ledger? Because I’d trust you with all my entries.
Are you interest revenue? Because my feelings for you just keep growing.
Are you a leaky pipe? Because I’m dripping with excitement every time I see you.
Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.
Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus, or is this just an unconditioned response?
Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.
Are you an ocean breeze because you're blowing me away.
Are you a balance sheet? Because my assets and liabilities are all about you.
Are you a showerhead? Because you’ve just showered me with feelings.
Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention.
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a running back? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making my heart bloom.
Are you made of tinsel? Because you light up the room!
Are you a coach? Because you just made my heart call a timeout.
Are you an internal audit? Because you’ve revealed how amazing you truly are.
Are you a Christmas tree? Because when I see you, I feel all lit up.
Are you a referee? Because you’ve got me seeing yellow flags.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
Are you a candy cane? Because you're sweet, and I want to hang out with you.
Are you cost accounting? Because you’re adding so much value to my life.

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Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a compression fitting? Because you make everything come together.
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?