Are you an appellate brief? Because you’ve completely overturned my world.
Are you a punt? Because you’ve got me punting for your love.
Are you a river? Because I’m constantly flowing towards you.
Are you a touchdown pass? Because you’ve got me in the endzone.
Are you a leading question? Because the answer to being with you is always yes.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I’m your biggest fan.
Are you a fishing reel? Because I can’t unwind when I’m around you.
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a bobber? Because every time you're near, my heart starts to jump.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
Are you an essay? Because you got me hooked and now I want your breadcrumbs.
Are you a football coach? Because you just made my heart do a touchdown dance.
Are you a rare fish? Because it feels like I've been waiting my whole life to catch someone like you.
Are you a live wire? Because you’ve electrified my heart.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention from across the field.
Hey girl, why are you in the business class when you could surely fly up first class?
Are you a field goal? Because you’re definitely worth three points to me.
Are you a circuit? Because you complete me.
Are you the tide? Because every time you come around, you pull me closer.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I’d vote for you every single time.
Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you a BJJ specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!
Are you a linebacker? Because you just tackled my heart.
Are you a fishing tournament? Because being with you feels like the ultimate prize.
Are you burden of proof? Because I’m ready to prove I’m worth your time.
Are you going to come quietly?
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to be inside you every Sunday.
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
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