Hey girl, are you a chain lift? Because I want to clickety-clack with you tonight!
Are you a football fan? Because I’m falling for you harder than a quarterback throws a Hail Mary.
Are you a crankbait? Because you’ve cranked up my heartbeat.
Are you an arc flash? Because you’re dangerously stunning.
Are you a football goalpost? Because I’d love to spend my time with you at the end zone.
Are you a fishing license? Because you’re the only permission I need to be happy.
Are you a wheelbarrow? Because I want to carry my feelings for you everywhere.
Are you a football chant? Because I can’t help but cheer for you.
Are you a tackle box? Because you’ve got everything I need for a good time.
Are you a current tester? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Are you petroleum? Because without you, I can't move forward.
Are you a football draft? Because I choose you to be my MVP.
Are you fresh milk? Because you’re the cream of the crop.
Are you a fly rod? Because being near you makes my heart drift effortlessly.
Are you a wire? Because you’ve connected me to happiness.
Are you a fence? Because you’ve captured my heart and won’t let go.
Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Are you a stream? Because my feelings for you flow endlessly.
Are you a wiring diagram? Because you’ve mapped out my heart.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.
Are you a combine harvester? Because you’re gathering all the best parts of me.
Are you the Olympics? Because I have been dreaming of getting into you my whole life.
I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
Are you a reef? Because you’re full of hidden treasures.
Are you a cable tie? Because you’ve secured my heart.
Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!
Are you a rooster? Because you wake me up to something special every day.
Are you a dozer, because I want you to plow me all night.
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