Are you the house special? Because you’re everything I didn’t know I needed tonight.
Are you a multimeter? Because you’re measuring the depth of my feelings.
Can you recommend something smooth? Or are you too busy being the smoothest thing here?
Are you a watering can? Because you keep my heart hydrated and full of life.
Are you the reason they say bartenders have the best pours? Because you’ve poured yourself straight into my thoughts.
Are you a junction box? Because you’re where all my feelings come together.
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
Are you a sheep? Because you’ve got me flocking to your side.
Are you a wire stripper? Because you’ve uncovered the real me.
Are you my favorite tool? Because I can’t get anything done without you.
Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
Are you a potato? Because you’re the root of all my happiness.
Are you on the menu? Because you’re definitely the most tempting option here.
Are you a power cord? Because you’re the connection I’ve been looking for.
Are you a hoe? Because you’ve dug deep into my heart.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
You’ve got some serious skills behind the bar, but how are you with stealing hearts?
Are you a cable clamp? Because you’ve got my heart locked in place.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
Are you a patch of strawberries? Because you’re sweet and so refreshing.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you always this good at multitasking, or is flirting with me your specialty tonight?
Are you a wire tester? Because you’ve found the live connection to my heart.
Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
Are you a pasture? Because I’d happily spend all my time with you.
Are you a barn door? Because I can’t close my feelings for you.
Are you a conduit bender? Because you’ve shaped my life perfectly.
Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
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