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Are You... Pick Up Lines - Part 30





Are You...

Are you a major geological formation in Australia that's been designated a world heritage site by UNESCO? Because you Ayers ROCK!
Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!
Are you a defensive specialist because you could definitely dig me.
Are you a motion to dismiss? Because I can’t object to anything about you.
Are you a playbook? Because I can’t seem to figure you out, but I want to.
Are you a frito cause your really corny.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Are you a football game? Because I can’t wait to get you on my schedule.
Are those Vale Tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?
Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!
Hey chef, are you a fan of fusion cuisine? Because I think we’d make a great pairing.
Hey girl are you a skiing event, cause I would travel cross-country for you!
Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?
Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.
Is that a pizza in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
Are you a seashell? Because I can’t help but pick you up and keep you close.

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Are you a major geological formation in Australia that's been designated a world heritage site by UNESCO? Because you Ayers ROCK!
Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!
Are you a defensive specialist because you could definitely dig me.