Are you a linebacker? Because you tackle my heart.
Are you a safety? Because I’d give you my helmet anytime.
Are you an objection? Because you just overruled my better judgment.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
Are you a field goal? Because you’re worth three points in my book.
Are you an expert angler, because you're always reeling me back in.
Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.
Are you made of tinsel? Because you've got that holiday sparkle.
Are you my next job? Because I’d dedicate all my time to you.
Are you a touchdown dance? Because you’ve got me grooving.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you cross-examining me? Because I feel like I’m under your spell.
Are you overtime? Because I’d spend all my extra hours with you.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
Are you a fumble recovery? Because I’d dive for you any day.
Are you a fisherman's dream come true, or just a fishy tale?
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a running back? Because I’d follow you anywhere.
Are you a deposition? Because I want to hear everything about you.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I’m stuck on you.
Are you made of gingerbread? Because you're one sweet treat.
Are you a playmaker? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
Are you a pipe burst? Because you’ve flooded me with feelings.
Are you a football field? Because I want to tackle you.
Are you a fishing rod? Because my heart gets hooked every time I see you.
Is there a triad in your pocket, or are you just augmented to see me?
Are you a wide receiver? Because my eyes can’t help but follow you.
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