Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
Are you PEX piping? Because you’re durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you FIFO? Because you’ve been first in my heart for a long time.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.
Are you retained earnings? Because I want to invest in you forever.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
Are you my balance sheet? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
Are you Gordon Ramsay? because I can make you scream.
Are you an electric current? Because you’re flowing through my veins.
Are you an expense? Because I can’t stop spending time thinking about you.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you’re strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Are you depreciation? Because my resistance to you is decreasing over time.
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you’ve got a firm grip on my heart.
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you from the 19th Century? Cause you can be my Babethoven!
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Are you a CPA? Because you’ve certified my love as authentic.
Are you a plunger? Because you’ve cleared out all the negativity in my life.
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.
Are you a power surge? Because you’re overwhelming.
Are you double-entry accounting? Because you’re a perfect match for me.
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