Are you a safety? Because I’d give you my helmet anytime.
Are you a field goal? Because you’re worth three points in my book.
Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.
Are you made of tinsel? Because you've got that holiday sparkle.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you’re my last hope.
Are you a touchdown dance? Because you’ve got me grooving.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
Are you a fumble recovery? Because I’d dive for you any day.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a running back? Because I’d follow you anywhere.
Are you made of gingerbread? Because you're one sweet treat.
Are you a playmaker? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you a football field? Because I want to tackle you.
Is there a triad in your pocket, or are you just augmented to see me?
Are you a wide receiver? Because my eyes can’t help but follow you.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Are you a red zone? Because I’d love to score with you.
Are you a game-winning touchdown? Because you’re unforgettable.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
Are you a present? Because I want to unwrap the gift of your company.
Are you a quarterback scramble? Because my heart is running wild for you.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next.
Are you a cheerleader? Because I can’t help but cheer for you.
Are you a Christmas elf? Because you've just made my heart work overtime.
Are you a screen pass? Because you’ve got me catching feelings.
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
Are you a defensive end? Because you’ve got me rushing towards you.
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