Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you from the 19th Century? Cause you can be my Babethoven!
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.
Are you a power surge? Because you’re overwhelming.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
Are you a power strip? Because you have multiple outlets of attraction.
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a light switch? Because you’re illuminating my world.
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
Are you a lure because I'm hooked on your smile.
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
Are you a fish with scales of gold because I'd love to reel you in.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Are you an anchor because you're holding me down with your charm.
Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?
Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Are you a circuit breaker? Because you’re tripping me up!
Are you a school of fish because you're swimming in my direction.
Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.
Are you a fish fryer because you're cooking up some serious attraction.
Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.
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