Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Are you ready for your first ascent?
Are you a hot pan? Cause you're sizzling hot.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
Are you a sand dune? Because you make my heart shift with every step.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Are you sunscreen? Because you’re the only one I want to rub all over.
Are you a pipe? Because I’m completely connected to you.
Are you a prescription medication? Because I've been feeling sick without you.
Are you as excited for midnight as I am? Because I’ve got a kiss saved just for you.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I’m falling straight down for you.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Are you copper piping? Because you’re worth more than gold.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
Are you an asset? Because you’ve increased the value of my life.
Are you a T-joint? Because you’re the missing piece in my life.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
Are you a journal entry? Because you’ve got me adjusting my priorities.
Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you’ve cut straight into my heart.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Are you a wire? Because I’m getting entangled in your love.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you’ve cleared the blockages in my heart.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
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