Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus, or is this just an unconditioned response?
Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.
Are you an ocean breeze because you're blowing me away.
Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention.
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a running back? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you made of tinsel? Because you light up the room!
Are you a coach? Because you just made my heart call a timeout.
Are you a Christmas tree? Because when I see you, I feel all lit up.
Are you a referee? Because you’ve got me seeing yellow flags.
Are you a candy cane? Because you're sweet, and I want to hang out with you.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
Are you the Grinch? Because my heart just grew three sizes when I saw you.
Are you a punt returner? Because you’ve got me wanting to kick it deep.
Are you Christmas magic? Because whenever you're around, everything feels enchanted.
Are you a tight end? Because you’ve got me all wrapped up in you.
Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?
Are you a defensive lineman? Because you just sacked my heart.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Are you a star on top of the tree? Because you're the shining highlight of my holiday.
Are you a football? Because I can’t seem to keep my hands off you.
Is it warm out here or are you in heat?
Are you a goalpost? Because I’m ready to score.
Are you a running play? Because I want to hold on to you forever.
Are you a Christmas ornament? Because I want to hang you on my tree.
Are you a linebacker? Because you tackle my heart.
Are you a safety? Because I’d give you my helmet anytime.
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