I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Are you a Christmas carol? Because you’ve got me singing with joy.
Are you PPE? Because I feel safe and secure with you around.
Are you a landfill? Because you're full of trash and nobody wants to be near you.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
Are you eggnog? Because you’re smooth, sweet, and I can’t get enough of you.
Are you a blood pressure cuff? Because you’ve got me feeling the squeeze.
Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.
Are you Santa’s sleigh? Because you’re carrying all my holiday cheer.
Are you a thermometer? Because you’re heating up my heart.
Are you a wreath? Because I want you hanging around my door.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we’d make the perfect team.
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
Are you a fungus? Because you're growing on me and it's making me sick.
Are you brandon razo? Cuz you sure brighten my day up.
Are you a patient chart? Because I’d study you all night.
Girl are you a meteor shower? Because I'm watching you from my window.
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.
Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a sewer? Because you're a cesspool of filth and nobody wants to be near you.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you’ve got me at 100%.
Are you Messi? Because your touch is priceless.
Are you my New Year’s resolution? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
Are you a disease? Because being near you feels like a slow and painful death.
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