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Are You... Pick Up Lines - Part 11





Are You...

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
Are you a fungus? Because you're growing on me and it's making me sick.
Are you brandon razo? Cuz you sure brighten my day up.
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.
Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.
Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a sewer? Because you're a cesspool of filth and nobody wants to be near you.
Are you Messi? Because your touch is priceless.
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
Are you a disease? Because being near you feels like a slow and painful death.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
Are you a black hole? Because you suck the joy and happiness out of every room you enter.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Are those rockets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you into astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.
Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
Are you negative? I'm positive, I'm attracted to you.
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.
Are you a bartender or a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Is it just me, or are you the most beautiful person in this bar?

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Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.