Are you a statute? Because you’ve codified everything I’ve ever wanted.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Are you a red zone? Because I’d love to score with you.
Are you a game-winning touchdown? Because you’re unforgettable.
Are you a bait shop? Because you've got everything I've been fishing for.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
Are you a present? Because I want to unwrap the gift of your company.
Are you a quarterback scramble? Because my heart is running wild for you.
Are you an affidavit? Because you’ve sworn to steal my heart.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next.
Are you a cheerleader? Because I can’t help but cheer for you.
Are you a catch-and-release? Because I don't think I could ever let you go.
Are you a Christmas elf? Because you've just made my heart work overtime.
Are you a screen pass? Because you’ve got me catching feelings.
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
Are you a defensive end? Because you’ve got me rushing towards you.
Are you voir dire? Because you’re selecting all the right qualities in me.
Are you the North Star? Because you light up the darkest nights.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me fooled in the best way.
Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
Are you a touchdown celebration? Because you’re worth celebrating.
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Are you a first down? Because I’d go the extra yard for you.
Are you a fishing net? Because I'm tangled up in your love.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
Are you a game-winning field goal? Because you’re my winning kick.
Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you’ve drawn me in.
Are you a settlement? Because you’ve resolved all the chaos in my heart.