Pick Up Line Comebacks

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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Comeback: No, but i see you need help into a hostpital bed : D - Bisexuals?? Omg where?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: Then I'd put 'F' and 'U' together. - Annie

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Comeback: Hey Tonight, mind if I call you Never instead? - kitty

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Comeback: I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window - Psychedellicereal

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Comeback: You can have a slap and keep it! - Jenny

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Comeback: and i could see me denying your ass - white witch

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Comeback: Awe, that's so sweet. Now take your nickel and go buy yourself a clue. - Sami

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Comeback: Or you could call me. I can be reached at 1-800- not-interested. - Shawna.

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

Comeback: You may be the hero Gotham needs, but nobody wants you - Austin

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: yahh and if i could rearange it i would put u and i together but put j k after - kim

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

Comeback: I know somebody who'd like to punch you, but if I weren't so mad, I'd tell you who. - Leila

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

Comeback: no im from alabama - andrew

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Comeback: Actually, keep messing with me and you'll soon find heaven isn't as far as you think. - Furvert

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Comeback: Are you calling me fat? - mike

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Comeback: Reses are red violts are fine if I be the 6 will you be the 9 - liam garvey

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Comeback: Good luck cause I'm not catching u - X

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Comeback: if stupidity was a monkey you'd be king kong - sebi

Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?

Comeback: But what would happen if we started an arguement? - Phan

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Comeback: No, I Don't Have A Map, Guess You'll Be Lost Forever. - SpecialWolf

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Comeback: ... Did you just call me a fallen angel? - Girl U. Dontno

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Comeback: Girl: About as much as when they kicked you outta hell. *sashay off sexily* - Gail

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Comeback: I hope you know the heimlich manouver cuz that line just made me choke on my puke. - Whitney

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Comeback: The only thing I was doing in your dreams was running away - Hater

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

Comeback: *cleans mouth* Wanna bet I can kill you without touching you?*grabs a gun* BANG!... See? I win! - Hobo

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Comeback: No, Because I fell on your fat mom - HSK

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Comeback: Oh well my number is 1-800-YOU WISH! - jasmine

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

Comeback: Oh! I'll START loving you when all the roses die! - Psychedellicereal

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

Comeback: Guess what im wearing? The dress for the date im taking you to. - Sunny

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Comeback: Actually,I'll drive-thru you. - RandomPerson

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Comeback: mmm......if I were a mirror and you stood in front of me, I'd crack up! hahah - CL

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