Pick Up Line Comebacks

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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Comeback: Even if I had a mirror in my pants, you couldn't see anything, because it would break when you looked at it. - Peachy

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Comeback: And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates - Danicos

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Comeback: "Well of course I believe in love at first sight. Oooooh but could you do me a favor and ask him to walk by." (points at random stranger.) Guy turns away to look.... walk in the other direction. And then over your shoulder say "thanks!!!" - Person

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Comeback: I was never in heaven in the first place. - RandomPerson

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

Comeback: Yeah, and I'm Mary-Jane. Too bad I'm not from YOUR story! - Ishy

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Comeback: North Korea - J_Ruggs

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Comeback: If i told you that you have a nice ass would you turn around and walk away - Sall

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Comeback: Wait, wait, wait, are you calling me lucifer?!?! *turns around and texts while saying out loud random...guy...called...me...lucifer... And send* - Abadon

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Comeback: the word of the day is "legs" let's go to the beach and spread the word - kitloin

You look familiar.

Comeback: That's because I've rejected you 12 times already. - Mordred

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!

Comeback: i think its your breath thats doing all the work... hey! heres an idea. go stand over there to make sure - alex

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: do that and ill put my fist and your face together - chris

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Comeback: the only raisins around here are the shriveled pair you got - chris engel

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: Here's My Alphabet! A B C D E F U! - Psychedellicereal

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Comeback: Hopefully you have a lot of porn stored on that hard drive, 'cause you ain't getting any for a long time. - Alli

You make me wish I weren't gay!

Comeback: you make me wish i was! - Jacey

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Comeback: lucifer: not funny - lucifer

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Comeback: I'm not your appendix, but if I was, I would burst in you. - Lol

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Comeback: no, did you have co co puffs? cause i think your high - eelyk

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Comeback: Are you a donkey? Because you have jackass written all over you. - Elaine

Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

Comeback: yes i do. and some white-out, and whatever else it takes to get me out of there. - jaimers

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

Comeback: You don't smell much for a douche bag! - Psychedellicereal

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

Comeback: *smiles and punches lightly on his chest* You're such a bastard. Heres my number: - Girl U. Dontno

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Comeback: No they're baseball pants cuz this ass is out of your league - Ur mom

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Comeback: Sorry but i have a hunch that your on the naughty list - noneyobusiness

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

Comeback: Well, my hate for you is like pi; it never ends. - ecemo

Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!

Comeback: Oops, how do I turn you off? - Alex

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!

Comeback: You make me SEA sick! - Rissa

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

Comeback: if i were a laser, you'd be dead. i guess you're lucky i'm not - ry4n

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Comeback: Can I have your picture so I could show santa what i DON'T want for Christmas. - Ash

Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.

Comeback: apparently not far enough - :O

So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.

Comeback: Mine's to never see you again - ally

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Comeback: maybe. keep walking and you'll reach the door. - cah rayy zayy

(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.

Comeback: Really? Because my calendar says that the date is "Never gonna happen" - peaceloveanddance

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Comeback: Oh really? They must be invisible because I'm atheist - Psychedellicereal

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: Only if you wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the canter of my tootsie pop. - Amelia

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

Comeback: Yes actually i did notice you noticeing me while i noticed the guy sitting next to you also noticing me and looking a little upset at your noticing. So please notice this that guy is my boyfriend and you have 5 seconds to run. 1, 2, 5. Good bye - udontknowme+neverwill

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: The only reason I play baseball, is to run home so i can see you - Baseball

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

Comeback: .....**slap** - no one cares about names here

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Comeback: That's pretty damn clumsy. Maybe you should seek professional help for that condition. - ?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Comeback: i'm sorry but can you please stop talking about yourself? - ermahgawdlykswagyo

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Comeback: okay, but make it a long walk off a short pier. - Alexus

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

Comeback: Its gonna splatter all over you! - random_person

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Comeback: Is your face a magnet cause my hand is attracted to it - boysareidiots

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

Comeback: Wait, you have a Heart? - That Person

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Comeback: and i will fine you if you don't go away - ya7410

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Comeback: *Sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. - andie

Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.

Comeback: I think you're confused. Bing is over there. (Point to ugly person) - umm wut

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Comeback: baby are you a broom case you just swept me off my feet - nun ya

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Comeback: when they use the softball comeback: You don't gotta worry about leagues, girl, cuz if we're a team we'll always finish together - soupercan

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Comeback: If you feel your appendix, it may be appendicitis. If you have low grade fever, shifting pain ib your right illiac fossa you might want to start antibiotics before you take anything out. - EK

Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.

Comeback: Sorry, I'm Bing - livlaughsleep

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: I'd put E and W together - PD

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Comeback: UPS deals with packages that are a little more bigger - Tae-Yang

I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

Comeback: I dont know, it been eating cheatoes all day so they must taste good - comebacker

You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

Comeback: I'd say that makes me %50 more desirable than you. - Mordred

Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

Comeback: God just sent me down to weed out all of earth's losers. Come with me please. - Mordred

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Comeback: No, but if i had a tazar, id hald that against you. - Macey

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Comeback: thats cause when you walked in they all left - cheergrl13

Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Comeback: your mother must have been a golfer because she shoved a ball up your ass - charpey

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: wanna taste some blood? cause thats wats gonna happen when my fist hits ur mouth - chris

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Comeback: A little, yea. I've been trying to get away from you, and sadly, it's not working. - RandomNigel

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: Nah, I like it the way it is, N and O together. - =)

Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.

Comeback: Did you throw your clock away? Because you just wasted your time! - Psychedellicereal

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

Comeback: Somebody call the cops! This guy has crappy pickup lines! - ashley

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Comeback: if i had a nickel for everytime i met someone who used that pickup line, i would be a millionare - person63

Bond....James Bond

Comeback: Lost. Get Lost - Bee

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!

Comeback: and you look tiny in your pants - dede

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Comeback: maybe you should go talk to the other nineteen. theres a possibility tht one of them likes cheesy pick up lines. - anonymous

You smell like trash, may I take you out?

Comeback: you look like trash can i dump you - ainesh

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Comeback: Nah,you'll be dead from your appendix before taking me out - Kelvin Peeham

I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

Comeback: Oh damn it! Sir?! This guy needs help!! - Damnit

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Comeback: Too bad it's summer - Kyle

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Comeback: who farted??? - fart

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Comeback: Are you on fire? because you are smokin' hot! - kitloin

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Comeback: Who Says You Always Get What You Want For Christmas? - SpecialWolf

So, you must be the reason men fall in love.

Comeback: and u must be the reason girls go les - katie

Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

Comeback: Are you sure your no t a moron,,,cuz you just sounded like one. - Whitney

I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

Comeback: No thanks, i wouldn't want to intrude. - Rissa

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: Sure but you don't have any skittles I guess I'll just have to chew your mouth without them - Nun uh ur business

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Comeback: Are you lost? The insane asylum is even farther away from here. - Lizzie

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Comeback: There are 20 devils in the world! 5 are playing on ice, 11 are in Tampa Bay, 3 in college and Lucifer is standing in front of me. " - Brittnei

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.

Comeback: well your like mcdonalds, fat and no one likes you - fatty

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Comeback: yes i figured it out when i saw you - player69

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Comeback: well, did you tell your pants its not nice to point(: - natasha

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Comeback: nah that was just your yellow ass teeth - penisgetter

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Comeback: Yeah, sorry... It's just that, If I get a package that says "FRAGILE" on it from a jerk; I usually want to kick it. - Girl U. Dontno

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Comeback: Well make like a thesaurus and find a new meaning. - ComebackKidd

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

Comeback: Are you from Wisconsion? Cause that was Cheesy! Are you from Michigan? Cause that was dumb! - ur momma

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Comeback: No, but i got a scape crawling from the firery pits of hell. - lol

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

Comeback: Bet I can give you pink eye without touching you. *splooges in girls eye* yep I won. - weiner

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Comeback: (say to a girl) I think you got something on your chest ..... My eyes (; - Lol me

I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

Comeback: Looks like your brain isn't working either, because you obviously can't tell I'm interested. - G

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

Comeback: Aww that is so nice Its just too bad that your obtuse - noneyobusiness

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Comeback: Well, that's cool, but can I have an order of chicken wings? - Melody

You're so hot you must've started global warming.

Comeback: Great, I'm the start of human extinction. Every girls dream. - Melody

Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

Comeback: I'd rather you click the backspace and try a different page. - Lilah

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

Comeback: Yes and if you knew why you'd run for you life, bye bye - Minxwings

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Comeback: So you're asking me to take your half-eaten, AIDS coated fantasy sweets from your mouth, and TASTE THEM??!!?? - srsly

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Comeback: Well, i'm French not American. So tell me, would you like a cheeseburger with extra cheese for the cheesyness of that damn pickup line? - Nightshade

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