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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.


Best pick up line comebacks from our users

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Good thing your heart gave me a softer landing. Lemmie sweep it up for you. - Blink
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: Sure, but next time you walk by just keep going. - Unknown
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: No, but i see you need help into a hostpital bed : D - Bisexuals?? Omg where?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback: You should ask Santa for a bodybag too. - Mimi
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: yea, i was going to package it...but we dont carry boxes that small - azn nikka
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: Good now I don't have to tell you to get lost!🐸☕️ - Maddie_Meow
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: i don't do falling ,somehow it looks painful - ishylluminate
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: Awe, that's so sweet. Now take your nickel and go buy yourself a clue. - Sami
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Comeback: Hey Tonight, mind if I call you Never instead? - kitty
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: Which lips? - Sweet candy
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Comeback: Or you could call me. I can be reached at 1-800- not-interested. - Shawna.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Comeback: I'd rather go hungry. - Lilah
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: Are you calling me fat? - mike
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Comeback: I don't see that developing. - Jenny
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Comeback: I know somebody who'd like to punch you, but if I weren't so mad, I'd tell you who. - Leila
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Comeback: You may be the hero Gotham needs, but nobody wants you - Austin
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Comeback: well to me you look an awful like the next guy im turning down... - well then
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Comeback: You can have a slap and keep it! - Jenny
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: ... Did you just call me a fallen angel? - Girl U. Dontno
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback: I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window - Psychedellicereal

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