Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.
Best pick up line comebacks from our users
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: dude, if you're into rainbows than I am the wrong gender for you. - linds
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: Sure, but next time you walk by just keep going. - Unknown
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: You'll have an easier time trying to learn French. - Lilah
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: yea, i was going to package it...but we dont carry boxes that small - azn nikka
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: Good now I don't have to tell you to get lost!🐸☕️ - Maddie_Meow
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: Which lips? - Sweet candy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Good thing your heart gave me a softer landing. Lemmie sweep it up for you. - Blink
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Comeback: You should ask Santa for a bodybag too. - Mimi
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: i don't do falling ,somehow it looks painful - ishylluminate
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Comeback: I'd rather go hungry. - Lilah
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: No, but i see you need help into a hostpital bed : D - Bisexuals?? Omg where?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Then I'd put 'F' and 'U' together. - Annie
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Comeback: Hey Tonight, mind if I call you Never instead? - kitty
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback: I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window - Psychedellicereal
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Comeback: You can have a slap and keep it! - Jenny
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: and i could see me denying your ass - white witch
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: Awe, that's so sweet. Now take your nickel and go buy yourself a clue. - Sami
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Comeback: Or you could call me. I can be reached at 1-800- not-interested. - Shawna.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Comeback: You may be the hero Gotham needs, but nobody wants you - Austin
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: yahh and if i could rearange it i would put u and i together but put j k after - kim
