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Offensive Pick Up Lines

Don't get offended, never mind, we don't care. Is your date being a pain? Try one of these inappropriate lines!


The Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Who's your friend?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Is stalking still cute?
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Excuse me, did you just fart?
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You MUST have a nice personality.
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

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