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Offensive Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Don't get offended, never mind, we don't care. Is your date being a pain? Try one of these inappropriate lines!




The Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
Who's your friend?
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Is stalking still cute?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

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Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
Who's your friend?Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.