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Offensive Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Don't get offended, never mind, we don't care. Is your date being a pain? Try one of these inappropriate lines!




The Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

Who's your friend?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Is stalking still cute?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

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Who's your friend?If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.