If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
10
