GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? "


Comebacks:

Stop with the dumb shit and show me to the bed...
By: Call me bigg daddy on 27 May 2010
just now Duces!
By: jackmehoff on 11 Jun 2010
Actually sorry we have...I'm uh...your longlost...um...SISTER yah sister! So yah bye!
By: Anonymous on 06 Mar 2010
yea, we met a few seconds ago when i rejected u the first time
By: aaron on 12 Feb 2008
we have so bye
By: 2621 on 12 Oct 2009
Screw me if I'm right, but are you Brad Pitt? (guys) Jessica Alba?
By: Langercan on 13 Feb 2009
actually yes we did meet, when I was screwing your dad. I heard that small penises run in the family so go away. Your dad was a waste of time and so are you.
By: militarygirl on 05 Sep 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

(guys)screw me if im wrong, but your a guy right (girls)screw me if im wrong, but your a girl right
By: Ryan on 22 Aug 2008

Comments:

have u been smoking marajuana again?
By: S"BOSH on 06 Feb 2010
nottt.........cool
By: jman on 19 Mar 2011
yea. we've met. now go away. freak!!
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
Stop with the dumb shit and show me to the bed...
By: Call me bigg daddy on 27 May 2010
no we havent met YET!
By: Nnootah on 23 Mar 2010
no we havent met YET!
By: Nnootah on 23 Mar 2010
haha funny. i tried it on my guyfriend 4years older and he said "no" XD
By: kat<<3jessie on 02 Jul 2009
classic. amazing. i love it
By: Bossman on 19 Dec 2008
ha ha ha very funny
By: someone on 27 Nov 2008

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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?