" You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. "

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Man shut up you ain't even got nuts

By: Manhood on 16 Jul 2015

Dude. If im half nuts, Then you should see me in bed. WAHT? IDK Haha

By: Evie ~ on 03 Sep 2015

Do Wants some nuts cause I have some right here (points to balls)

By: Raquan on 19 Oct 2016

U think i'm nuts, u should see my family

By: rhi on 05 Feb 2014

2 -2

ya sayin i ain't human? oo dayum boy.

By: rue on 08 Feb 2014

5 -4

I would literally kiss someone right on the spot if they said that to me.

By: Max(im a girl) on 30 Aug 2014

I love this joke haha i laugh

By: emily on 27 Aug 2013