Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
How much? To buy your heart baby...
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
You are what I want for Christmas.