Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 3

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

You are what I want for Christmas.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Hi, I have big feet.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Who's your friend?
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Do you like stars? Cause I know a hotel with 5.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.

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You are what I want for Christmas.Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?Are we related? Do you want to be?