Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
How much? To buy your heart baby...
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
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