Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
How much? To buy your heart baby...
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.