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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 3

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.




The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Is stalking still cute?
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
How much? To buy your heart baby...
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
You are what I want for Christmas.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

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Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.