Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
Do you like stars? Cause I know a hotel with 5.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
So what haven't you been told tonight?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
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