Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, did you just fart?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Is stalking still cute?
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!

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