GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Lines Bad Enough to Make the Worst List - Part 3


The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I'm around you, all I do is blush
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees!
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Heaven's missing an Angel.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
I just want you to know, I think you have beautiful eyes but I bet they're no match for that beautiful soul you have.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Roses are red, violets are blue, there is no better place than to be here with you.
Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!