Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

You make me wish I weren't gay!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!

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