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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 2

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.


The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!




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