Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
You're hotter than donut grease.
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
I wish I was your mirror.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Want to be different? Say yes.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Excuse me, did you just fart?
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

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