Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants inside them.
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.
Were do you hide your wings?
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Your so cute its distracting.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
I think I've seen you somewhere before. You're the same girl from my dream last night.
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
If you don't like turkey, I've got another kind of meat you'd want.
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
I'm not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
I must be lost... because I see paradise.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
