Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
How much? To buy your heart baby...
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
You are what I want for Christmas.
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