You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
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