A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
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