Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
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