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" Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out? "


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I'm not your appendix, but if I was, I would burst in you.
By: Lol on 13 Aug 2017
If you feel your appendix, it may be appendicitis. If you have low grade fever, shifting pain ib your right illiac fossa you might want to start antibiotics before you take anything out.
By: EK on 14 Apr 2015
Nah,you'll be dead from your appendix before taking me out
By: Kelvin Peeham on 19 Jul 2014
You can take me out but only if you let me back in.
By: Vnct on 07 Oct 2016
maybe its just wind
By: asd on 13 Apr 2018
What took you so long to ask me out??
By: Amanda on 30 Jul 2014
you only take out the appendix when it's inflamed, infected or cancerous, sorry buddy i am not feeling any of the aboves right now, it must be someone else lodged in their, but u should treat it soon before peritonitis kicks in :)
By: aicha fr on 28 Nov 2015

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I am your appendix, because I won't do anything good for you and I just want to burst inside you.
By: boi on 08 Jul 2016
Sorry but you don't look like a professionally trained surgeon to me...
By: - on 16 Mar 2016
tittiessss!!!!!! ( . Y . )
By: Sam Deen on 17 Dec 2014

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Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?