No, they're softball pants. 'Cause I'm outta' your league.
By: Nicole on 26 Dec 2012
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No they're baseball pants cuz this ass is out of your league
By: Ur mom on 16 Jul 2012
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Is your face a magnet cause my hand is attracted to it
By: boysareidiots on 09 Jan 2014
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when they use the softball comeback:
You don't gotta worry about leagues, girl, cuz if we're a team we'll always finish together
By: soupercan on 17 Mar 2015
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Oh, really? Cause' I kinda think it's behind me.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
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is that a car crash?
cause you are BANGIN!!!
By: jomama on 21 Aug 2007
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no but your pants must have magnets because my boot is being drawn to it
By: Zanna on 03 Jan 2008
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NO THESE ARE DENIM JEANS
By: Anonymous on 09 Jun 2015
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Are you calling me fat?
By: Sarrah on 08 Oct 2009
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No theyre softball pants, and this ass is out of your league douche bag.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
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No there softball pants cuz my ass is so out if your league
By: so nah... on 27 Apr 2015
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The one below me basically has the comeback
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
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I must have found the ark, because your butt is out of this world
By: DJ Sessum on 17 Mar 2009
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Do you put your phone in your back pocket, because that ass is calling for me.
By: Daryl on 02 Apr 2014
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the funny part is my old boy friend (now my ex) tried that joke on me and I kicked him in the balls
By: Tanker00 on 10 Sep 2013
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This is great #1 the girl (if has any humor) will laugh because its funny #2 its a complement you just have to deliver it the right way
By: Aaron on 23 Oct 2012
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No these are my prison pants. And now it's time for me to make my escape.
By: Just_Helping_The_World2017 on 04 Mar 2017
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your pants look like a UFO. That alien inside it just makes me not want to be in your world.
By: Deelilah_ on 25 Apr 2011
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id flat out screw whoever said this to me senseless
By: noel on 07 Apr 2008
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no they won't. this line will get you a slap in the face.
By: Jeness on 19 Dec 2007
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Is that a ladder in yo pants or the stairway to heaven
By: George on 15 Jan 2009
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My boyfriend made this up
By: Bride2B on 08 Sep 2014
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Are you an idiot? Because your brain is not in your head.
By: Xfh on 26 Nov 2012
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not funny dude
By: Mariat on 08 Dec 2012
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@Unanimouse while you're spelling out stupid jokes for your friend, maybe take a minute to spell your own words properly.
By: RaePolover on 27 Mar 2015
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A nice blend of humor and flattery. Some girls may think it's a little creepy if a guy comes up and flat out says they have a nice ass. This line's a good way to lighten it up, so even if they do catch you staring at their ass they'll think of your cheesy line and smile :)
By: Freddy on 26 Mar 2007
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this is helpful
By: George on 15 Jan 2009
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LMFAO@ Zanna
By: Jacob on 15 Aug 2010
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lol i kbno a guy who ised that line even when he had the date and she never repliedXD I laffed my ass off so hard I had to spell it out!!
By: Unanimouse on 23 May 2011
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if you were a squerill would yo help me bust a nut
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