Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Your so cute its distracting.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
You Auto-Complete me.
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
If you don't like turkey, I've got another kind of meat you'd want.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!

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