Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 7

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
I must be lost... because I see paradise.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

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Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.