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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 10





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there is no better place than to be here with you.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.

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So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a LatteI’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.