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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 12





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

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Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.