GotLines?

Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 11





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
My friends over there wants your number so he knows where to call me in the morning.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.