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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 9

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.




The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.

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You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?