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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 9





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I just want you to know, I think you have beautiful eyes but I bet they're no match for that beautiful soul you have.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Roses are red, violets are blue, there is no better place than to be here with you.

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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!