Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)

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