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" Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? "
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uh i live on the street, sorrrrry.
By: colin
on 21 Jun 2008
5
5
How about you give me directions into your pants...
By: Comeback kid
on 08 Feb 2013
5
1
4
sure, take a left on Forget It st then a right on No Way dr then it a left on Go Away way and its the big blue house
By: lex
on 22 Feb 2009
3
3
maybe when i'm dead.
By: weiner :D
on 27 Dec 2010
2
2
Sure! *Gives an address to a shady neighborhood* Be sure to wake me up at nighttime with loud noises!
By: Some Guy
on 06 Dec 2014
3
1
2
*Starts rambling in a different language, sounding angrier with every passing second* *SLAP!!* [ Best comeback ever, by the way. ]
By: Furvert
on 14 Feb 2009
3
2
1
I think you're going to need directions to the hospital when my boyfriend knows about this.
By: Sandy
on 07 Oct 2009
2
1
1
I Would Tell You But I Really Don't Like People At My House. I Watch Anime.
By: SpecialWolf
on 08 Apr 2017
1
1
Sure! (give directions to a house Antarctica)
By: Kay
on 10 Dec 2008
3
3
I no speak english [This works every time]
By: Girl U. Dontno
on 13 Sep 2010
1
1
No you stalker. -_-
By: meh.
on 01 Jan 2010
1
3
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oh i am back soooooooooooo good one man
By: jman
on 16 Mar 2011
2
-2
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Why the hell do you want to come to my house lol
By: Riley
on 03 Aug 2016
1
1
from here just keep turning left!!!
By: cheergrl13
on 25 Mar 2008
1
-1
here's my direction hope u follow this ... go to that heat way then theres a door open it then there u are in my house in hell
By: ariane ancheta
on 06 Apr 2010
1
-1
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