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" Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? "


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uh i live on the street, sorrrrry.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
 
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How about you give me directions into your pants...
By: Comeback kid on 08 Feb 2013
 
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sure, take a left on Forget It st then a right on No Way dr then it a left on Go Away way and its the big blue house
By: lex on 22 Feb 2009
 
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Sure! *Gives an address to a shady neighborhood* Be sure to wake me up at nighttime with loud noises!
By: Some Guy on 07 Dec 2014
 
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maybe when i'm dead.
By: weiner :D on 27 Dec 2010
 
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I think you're going to need directions to the hospital when my boyfriend knows about this.
By: Sandy on 08 Oct 2009
 
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*Starts rambling in a different language, sounding angrier with every passing second* *SLAP!!* [ Best comeback ever, by the way. ]
By: Furvert on 15 Feb 2009
 
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I Would Tell You But I Really Don't Like People At My House. I Watch Anime.
By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017
 
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I no speak english [This works every time]
By: Girl U. Dontno on 13 Sep 2010
 
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Sure! (give directions to a house Antarctica)
By: Kay on 11 Dec 2008
 
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No you stalker. -_-
By: meh. on 01 Jan 2010
 
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oh i am back soooooooooooo good one man
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011
 
 
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Why the hell do you want to come to my house lol
By: Riley on 03 Aug 2016
 
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here's my direction hope u follow this ... go to that heat way then theres a door open it then there u are in my house in hell
By: ariane ancheta on 07 Apr 2010
 
 
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from here just keep turning left!!!
By: cheergrl13 on 25 Mar 2008
 
 
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