" Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. "

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Which lips?
By: Sweet candy on 02 Jun 2013
2 30
*cleans mouth* Wanna bet I can kill you without touching you?*grabs a gun* BANG!... See? I win!
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
7 20
*smiles and punches lightly on his chest* You're such a bastard. Heres my number:
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
5 11
Bet I can give you pink eye without touching you. *splooges in girls eye* yep I won.
By: weiner on 08 May 2012
4 8
You've failed and now you owe me even more
By: SC on 06 Nov 2008
4 5
ok now you owe me twenty bucks and i get to puch you in the face^^
By: Tanker00 on 10 Sep 2013
7 3
Slap him and cell him a perv, loudly!
By: Jenny on 07 Apr 2007
11 1
Thats too bad! I was about to make you lose. But with a good kisser like you I guess I don't mind betting that the next time we kiss will be after you die and never. *Gives a big kiss that last a min. on the lips while writing # on his hand* Opps guess I lost. *Smiles then walks away*
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
5 1
[in baby talk] Good boy! Wait you're not a dog! Your breath sure tasted like it! Here, have a dogie buiscutte![stuff it in his mouth]
By: annonomus on 02 Jun 2011
8 -3
Bet my man can beat the **** out of you without touching you... *5 min later* oops, guess I lost that bet... We're even. *Walks away*
By: **** on 07 Oct 2009
11 -6
I lost the bet alright!! I almost mistaked u for my dog until i realized ur human!!
By: G-UNIT on 08 Jan 2009
8 -7
By: HA on 29 Jan 2009
11 -7
well i see your kissing is crappy
By: Killa on 14 Mar 2008
11 -8
okay now drop and give me twenty
By: liz on 26 Oct 2007
10 -9

Variations & Alternatives:

I'll bet you a dollar I can grab your boobs without ever touching your shirt, *if she agrees* Oh guess I lost a dollar
By: Trublhappn on 25 Dec 2008


i thinkk thtts really cute for ppl who are dating
By: jellycaa on 27 Jul 2009
1 6
i bet i can call the police without even touching my cell phone....oops i lost.
By: scoobie on 21 Dec 2010
2 4
ok now you owe me twenty bucks and i get to puch you in the face^^
By: Tanker00 on 10 Sep 2013
1 1
Aw I think this is cute
By: Me on 07 Jul 2012
1 1
Yall know this was in the Derailed movie!!
By: Q on 17 Jul 2008
1 1
hahaha not bad
By: asdfghl on 27 Jun 2009
1 1
4 me it was perfect
By: Killa on 14 Mar 2008
Totally worked...flawless! You just gotta say it with conviction like you know what you're talking about and about to show her a trick of some sort. Also, tell her to close her eyes.
By: YeaYup on 10 Jun 2009
Depending on who...
By: Lj on 16 Nov 2008
i can kiss you without touchig you.. "use thin layer of plastic " see i win . get kissed here first kiss
By: latika on 31 Aug 2011
haha I used this and it worked out pretty nicely, used it on a girl i've been flirting with
By: Vince on 04 Oct 2007
This one's pretty cute actually. I mean, unless the guy using it is sweating like a pig.
By: Furvert on 15 Feb 2009
awh, thats sooo cute. :D
By: kane-boo. :) on 16 Mar 2010
i reccon thi is so cute and cant wait to try it. hope it will work on a guy
By: rach<3 on 16 Sep 2012
This "comeback" section is the saddest thing I've ever seen
By: Youre-All-Morons on 03 Feb 2022
I fell for it and it was cute
By: bethy on 18 Oct 2008
2 -1
Well I guess you lost but Im a winner(give number kiss and keep on walking)
By: Kaley on 29 Jan 2016
1 -1
where do you get off?
By: bobby on 04 Aug 2010
2 -1
It does not work!... She immediately knew she had heard that line before... luckily she thought it was cute and told me we would prove that bet the next time we see each other... but there was a moment of awkwardness in the middle... DO NOT USE!
By: Stifler on 17 Aug 2008
1 -1
hahaha wow. somewhat depending on the guy, this would actually work. cuz i personally think its cute
By: Ducky on 01 Mar 2008
2 -1
Sorry I couldn't see you can you walk me home all the sun went in your eyes
By: Nightmysteryguy on 31 Mar 2015
2 -2
Punch and call him your b*tech
By: test on 19 Oct 2013
2 -2
A bartender asked me to wait til his shift ended so he could make a bet with me, then gave me that line, but said "I bet you a free drink if ect" . I googled it and found out what he was going to attempt to pull. This was after I told him I was in a 5 year relationship with my boyfriend. He also said" ya know, if you spent the night with me, youd get no sleep" I said "why? Do you snore?," JERK! I paid for my drinks and left. What a tool
By: Stevie on 06 Mar 2015
3 -3

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