*cleans mouth* Wanna bet I can kill you without touching you?*grabs a gun* BANG!... See? I win!
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16 Jun 2009
27
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*smiles and punches lightly on his chest* You're such a bastard. Heres my number:
By: Girl U. Dontno on
26 Jul 2010
16
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Bet I can give you pink eye without touching you. *splooges in girls eye* yep I won.
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08 May 2012
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You've failed and now you owe me even more
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06 Nov 2008
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ok now you owe me twenty bucks and i get to puch you in the face^^
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09 Sep 2013
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Slap him and cell him a perv, loudly!
By: Jenny on
07 Apr 2007
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Thats too bad! I was about to make you lose. But with a good kisser like you I guess I don't mind betting that the next time we kiss will be after you die and never. *Gives a big kiss that last a min. on the lips while writing # on his hand* Opps guess I lost. *Smiles then walks away*
By: udontknowme+neverwill on
18 Oct 2010
6
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[in baby talk] Good boy! Wait you're not a dog! Your breath sure tasted like it! Here, have a dogie buiscutte![stuff it in his mouth]
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02 Jun 2011
5
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Bet my man can beat the **** out of you without touching you... *5 min later* oops, guess I lost that bet... We're even. *Walks away*
By: **** on
07 Oct 2009
5
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I lost the bet alright!! I almost mistaked u for my dog until i realized ur human!!
By: G-UNIT on
08 Jan 2009
1
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*SLAP*
By: HA on
28 Jan 2009
4
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well i see your kissing is crappy
By: Killa on
13 Mar 2008
3
11-8
okay now drop and give me twenty
By: liz on
25 Oct 2007
1
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i thinkk thtts really cute for ppl who are dating
By: jellycaa on
27 Jul 2009
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i bet i can call the police without even touching my cell phone....oops i lost.
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20 Dec 2010
6
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By: Q on
17 Jul 2008
2
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hahaha not bad
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27 Jun 2009
2
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Aw I think this is cute
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07 Jul 2012
2
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ok now you owe me twenty bucks and i get to puch you in the face^^
By: Tanker00 on
09 Sep 2013
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haha I used this and it worked out pretty nicely, used it on a girl i've been flirting with
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04 Oct 2007
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4 me it was perfect
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By: Lj on
16 Nov 2008
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This one's pretty cute actually.
I mean, unless the guy using it is sweating like a pig.
By: Furvert on
14 Feb 2009
1
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Totally worked...flawless! You just gotta say it with conviction like you know what you're talking about and about to show her a trick of some sort. Also, tell her to close her eyes.
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10 Jun 2009
awh, thats sooo cute. :D
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16 Mar 2010
i can kiss you without touchig you..
"use thin layer of plastic " see i win .
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31 Aug 2011
2
2
i reccon thi is so cute and cant wait to try it. hope it will work on a guy
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By: Ducky on
01 Mar 2008
1
2-1
It does not work!... She immediately knew she had heard that line before... luckily she thought it was cute and told me we would prove that bet the next time we see each other... but there was a moment of awkwardness in the middle... DO NOT USE!
By: Stifler on
17 Aug 2008
1-1
I fell for it and it was cute
By: bethy on
18 Oct 2008
1
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By: bobby on
04 Aug 2010
1
2-1
Well I guess you lost but Im a winner(give number kiss and keep on walking)
By: Kaley on
28 Jan 2016
1-1
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19 Oct 2013
2-2
Sorry I couldn't see you can you walk me home all the sun went in your eyes
By: Nightmysteryguy on
31 Mar 2015
2-2
A bartender asked me to wait til his shift ended so he could make a bet with me, then gave me that line, but said "I bet you a free drink if ect" . I googled it and found out what he was going to attempt to pull. This was after I told him I was in a 5 year relationship with my boyfriend. He also said" ya know, if you spent the night with me, youd get no sleep" I said "why? Do you snore?," JERK! I paid for my drinks and left. What a tool
By: Stevie on
06 Mar 2015
3-3
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