Thanks. Now I know who to call for the restraining order.
By: linds on 05 Jun 2008
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Now's my turn to tell your future (draws a tombstone on his hand). There! And I see my prediction is near.
By: Cindy on 08 Oct 2009
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If you keep talking that will be your hospital bill
By: Evildictator275 on 12 Jan 2011
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It'll be gone when I jack my boyfriend off
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
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yes now i know i'm never gonna be calling this number
By: SexInTheKitchen on 16 Sep 2007
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you wrote down my next cell phone number?
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007
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thanks for a waste of my time, now i need to go find the bathroom and scrub my hands till it comes off!
By: Faith on 16 Nov 2008
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Cool. Now let me do yours. (Take hand and write something insulting)
By: Rosita on 11 Dec 2008
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Ooh! (reads numbers) I'll make sure to visit that address!
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
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maybe u should lose some weight cuz im pretty sure thts the number on ur scale (if fat)
By: uhhhh on 02 Dec 2011
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i can tell your future (write number on hand) i see your goiong to make an important phone call in the future
By: savannah on 22 Mar 2009
I can see the future(Write number on paper) The future has been told on this ordinary paper.
By: LOLZ on 16 Feb 2017
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yo people sup my hand is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Gilda on 02 Nov 2011
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I was looking for a good pizza place
By: dntfuknwryboutit on 08 Nov 2008
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As a girl, i think this is really sweet! a guy did this to me once except he and i were playing tick tack toe on my hand b4 he gave me his number!
By: Erin on 29 Feb 2008
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This is kind of lame, and I'd think the girl would be a little pissed off that you wrote on her hand. So unless you've met the girl before, don't bother trying this.
By: Jon on 06 Apr 2007
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THANKS IDIOT!
now i have to get my hand amputated
By: HA on 29 Jan 2009
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What you should do is, write your number on a peice of paper and as she puts her hand out put the peice of paper with the number in her hand.
By: Problem Solver. on 08 Jan 2014
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Hahaha good point Jon!!! thanks
By: David on 01 Oct 2009
i think this is really sweet if a gy did this to me would be very happy
![I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.](/images/lines/i_want_to_tell_you_your_fortune.jpg)
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