GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! "


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What do you an Shreck have in common? Your both ugly.
By: Kt on 20 Mar 2008
What do you and a trainwreck have in common, your both catastrophies.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
here a joke why do blonde girls go to the supermarket on their knee's ? answer because they're tryin to find low prices if you dont get then your blonde
By: unkown unless uknow me on 11 Dec 2011
Bob: ur so ugly! Sally: i know u r but wat am I? Bob: i dont wanna tell u cuz it will make u cry! Ohhh!
By: flowergirl on 29 Nov 2008
My middle name is Hurricane and my boyfriend's name is Destruction.
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013
So I'm cold too? cause the weather is.
By: Crumbs on 18 Apr 2022
wats the difference between u and shit....... Nothing u both ugly af
By: Unknown on 30 Mar 2016
What do you and snow have in common? You both leave me cold.
By: Jen on 13 Jun 2010
You are too so when it rains... it will be because of ME!
By: Anonymous on 06 Mar 2010
Hopefully it starts to wind so it can blow you away
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009

Variations & Alternatives:

hey i saw your mom yesterday and got her mixed up with chubaka
By: dorkylollypop on 15 Apr 2012
Did you just fart, 'cause you blew me away.
By: Eliza on 12 Nov 2011
Did you just fart, 'cause you blew me away.
By: Eliza on 12 Nov 2011

Comments:

i think its cuteee awwwww..
By: sara on 17 Jul 2010
what is your name?
By: name on 09 Oct 2007
My middle name is Hurricane and my boyfriend's name is Destruction.
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013
But its snowing dumbass
By: geeezess on 30 Nov 2011

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What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!