GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Hi, I have big feet. "


Comebacks:

Sorry, I don't date clowns.
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008
hmm...well i guess God had to account for your 'shortcomings' somewhere, huh?
By: Hayley on 11 Aug 2012
sorry i choke on small things
By: somegirl on 05 Aug 2009
u know what they say bout big feet... big socks
By: marc19d2k on 16 Nov 2009
Well so do i
By: Lol on 22 Jun 2017
And I'm A Girl, So What?
By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017
Well so do i
By: Lol on 22 Jun 2017
Sasquatch!!!!
By: ? on 26 Jan 2010
you?! ha. that's a good one.
By: personne on 04 Dec 2008
If you have big feet that means you are most likely gonna cheat and I do not date cheater :/
By: Lol on 22 Jun 2017
Hahaha you dont have a big penis
By: Momo on 25 May 2008
are you sure those arent your friends shoes?
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007
i dont get it.
By: Kayo on 05 Apr 2017
Hey, so do I!
By: annon on 18 Jun 2012
haha i get it
By: j-dizzle on 22 Oct 2011
If you have big feet that means you are most likely gonna cheat and I do not date cheater :/
By: Lol on 22 Jun 2017

Variations & Alternatives:

Hi I have a very long thumb
By: Lol on 22 Jun 2017

Comments:

I can lick my elbow :]
By: Brian on 31 Jan 2008
actually, it is true that a man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. but no one's gonna say, "u have big thumbs"
By: Elizabeth on 25 Jul 2012
That's great. Then use those big feet of yours and walk the other way
By: Kristi on 06 Dec 2007
You know what no one cares if you have big feat you still could have a small penis
By: Lol on 22 Jun 2017
Hi, I also have big feet! I am a size 10-13. I am so sad about it. I want to cut them. :(((
By: Katielyn on 12 Jun 2011
oooooooh big feet=big peins
By: qwertyuiop on 19 Jun 2012
oooooooh big feet=big peins
By: qwertyuiop on 19 Jun 2012
Really?Well my boyfriend is from Texas.
By: Brit on 15 Nov 2011
Do you know what else you have if you have big feet? Big socks :)
By: hee hee on 13 Sep 2011
variation : hi i am really stupid, and i like to say stupid crap.
By: reggie on 20 Dec 2010
actually jenn, it does mean one thing. big shoes.
By: Anonymous on 28 Feb 2009
You can call it a myth but I'm 6'1" with a size 15 shoe. The myth applies to me in my case then.
By: Kyle on 28 Sep 2008
A misconception that people with big feet have a big penis. Although this is generally true when the person is bigger in size, ie 6 foot 4, the feet and therefore the penis are proportionately bigger; the rule however doesn't always apply. A small person can have a big penis and small feet and a big person can have a small penis and large feet, etc...
By: To Clueless on 11 Nov 2007
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??
By: Clueless on 10 Nov 2007
It's a myth... big feet don't mean anything!!!
By: jenn on 26 Mar 2007
I'm 6'1", size 15 shoes, and only just over 6.5 inches.
By: Justin on 25 Jun 2010

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Hi, I have big feet.